Ditch the cowboy belt buckle. Please.
A steak dinner with you is probably awkward.
Tell me. Do you like crickets?
You're addicted to Linkin Park but you're one step closer to the edge.
A friend's dog is named after your star sign. How cute.
Your impulse purchase of the day will be jhalmuri.
You don't have an impulse purchase of the day.
Try making some dogs do the mannequin challenge.
Artorias didn't die for this.
Be like water. You know, just stay still. Like dat pukur in your graam.
Don't mash your keyboard. Don't.
I'm so glad you donated your PS4.